i only sleep with the people i love, which is why i have such terrible insomnia.

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animals-riding-animals:

chameleon riding delighted chameleon
animals-riding-animals:

toad riding toad riding toad riding toad riding toad
animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)
animals-riding-animals:

cool dog riding water buffalo

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

princess-kittenpillar:

skeletal-prince:

punchbuggydragon:

amaranth-blossom:

prettylittlewitch96:

sunshine-starlight-summernights:

I’m the horrifying one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere

Fuck you, I’m the white bitch lol

The Horrifying Truth

Fuck You I’m the Car Alarm

The infamous white establishment.

The undead white bitch :p

Behold! The touchy feely bible camp staffWell
thecommonraven:

sassysinglelady:



  compliments don’t get people killed. 

SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES

virgo, actively seek balance.

libra, trust these are the right decisions.

scorpio, separate fact from feeling.

sagittarius, remind yourself how you got this far.

capricorn, it is a time of luck.

aquarius, unpack your current fear.

pisces, take on this challenge.

aries, you will find a place to belong.

taurus, let it happen.

gemini, toast to self-acceptance.

cancer, embrace the love around you.

leo, you are safe here.”

SEPTEMBER HOROSCOPES, by Blythe Baird  (via middecember)

sweetdaddyme:

I want this:-)
calithepug:

My name is rob dyrdek and welcome to ridiculousness. This is a segment I like to call “scorpions”